Beached whale

The sky is overcast with angry rain clouds. Ready to unleash their powers at the slightest command from their master.

I feel huge. Because my tummy's bloated. Like a beached whale. Like the one shown in the papers today. Ughh. No, I don't dislike whales. Whales are lovely creatures. I'm just making a comparison.

Conclusion: I feel fugly. ouch.