In coma

The laptop is in coma after a snoop attack by a virus termed 'BloodHound'. No idea wtmf virus is. Am waiting for divine help to revive my partner-in-boredom of 4 years.

Partner, stay strong... I need you.
Do not walk into the tunnel of eternal darkness.
Come back to the litted side.

I will do anything to resuscitate you.
Even if it means flashing my butt.
To navigate you through this arduous passage.

Don't start telling me what epitaph you want,
because I refuse to give up
so you must not too.

love, your master spunkz